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• Lisa: I think she likes my present better. \< Ba
  Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: | |Does not!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Uh, I think I got your lunch. [holds up note
  I am very proud of you, Love, Mom"] Lisa: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me....
• Bart: [on phone] Hi Mom! Oh, that's great news about Lisa.
  Well, listen, I better get back to work. [hangs up] Heh heh, they're finally paying me for this!...
• Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
  Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape...
• Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
  Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
  [everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge goes up to Bart and starts wiping dirt off his cheek] Ba...
• Homer: Marge, could you get me another beer, please.
  Marge: Just a second, Homer. Lisa has some good news....