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• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....
• Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?
  Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. Home...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Director: Ladies and gentlement, meet America's new Fallout Boy!
  Milhouse: Aah! [screaming girls close in on him] Hutz...
• Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
  Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
• Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
  I've got to get the real teachers back....
• Tutor: Fifteen minute recess, Milhouse. The recess assignment is chapter three through seven.
  Milhouse: Yay! Recess! [tears outside] Ba...
• Edna: Good news, people! [the other teachers cheer] I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike
  he piano tuners' Local 412! [the teachers look at one another, confused] [a piano tuner stands outside a house with an out-of-tune piano and looks smug] Ba...
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....