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• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Homer: Marge, will you marry me? Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
  -- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
  -- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Lovejoy: Dearly beloved... Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
  [scratches his butt and belches] Okay, ready....
• Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well. [outside, Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk
  [to staring Homer and Marge] What? -- Nah, happens to everybody, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Marge: I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party.
  Homer: Marge, please, that was twenty minutes ago....
• Homer: OW! Ow! Gee... Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
  ! Bart: Geez, _sor-ry_. It's a pretty standard stunt, Homer....
• Marge: You said you'd do it as a favor to me. Home
  That doesn't sound like something I'd say. Marge: Fine....