Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in
management so that they can be happier and more productive.
Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go
in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American
way.
-- Homer tells it like it is, "The PTA Disbands"