Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_
something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of
training to get that badge.
Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your
name.
Man: I've had it up to here with your "rules"! [walks off]
-- Stacy Koons in training, "The Springfield Connection"
