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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Marge: {Where are you going, Bart?} Bart: {Mom, you won't believe this, but something you said the other day really got through to me.
  } Marge: {[happy] Mmm!} Bart: {And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson....
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
  Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Home...
• Marge: Well I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
  Homer: Well I'm opposed to the whole thing. Damn opposed!...
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job.
  Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world and following a dream....