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Homer: How Can You Do This, Marge? How Can You Desert Your Children?
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Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom.
Bart: Rock the Casbah!
Homer: [sneering at Bart] "Man's best friend," indeed.
-- "Marge on the Lam"
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Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double baloney for Homer....