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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....
• Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film festival.
  [cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] You can stay with us, and enjoy the sights and sounds of the country....
• Homer: Whatcha doing, Marge? Marge: Making out the jury list for the film festival.
  Mayor Quimby, Krusty, Jay [giggles]... Home...
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%.
  Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre....
• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
  Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...
• Abe: "My car gets fourty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it" A rod is an arcane form of measurement, equal to 512 yards or 1612 fee
  a perch or pole. A rod is also farming measurement used in spacing the furrows in ploughed fields, of 16....