Homer: Whatcha doing, Marge?
Marge: Making out the jury list for the film festival. Mayor Quimby,
Krusty, Jay [giggles]...
Homer: Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
Marge: [long pause] Yes.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...why did it take you so long to
say yes?
Marge: [long pause] No reason.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...are you humoring me?
Marge: [long pause] [resigned] Yes.
Homer: OK. [turns over] Wait a minute...that's bad!
-- Homer's lightning-fast reasoning ability,
"A Star is Burns"