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• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an envelope] Barney Gumbel!
  Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie....
• Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest at work.
  [belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] Jay...
• Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
  Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film festival.
  [cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] You can stay with us, and enjoy the sights and sounds of the country....
• Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
  [Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
• Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
  So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithe...