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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
  Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?...
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one- dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
  Homer: [breaks a lamp] D'oh! Bart: Ay, caramba!...
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
  All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
• Homer: Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreeme
  here's your turtle, alive and well. Bart: [taking it] Aw, thanks, Dad....