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Lisa: Wow, You've Had Some Career, Although The Moral Seems To Be That A Lifetime Of Jazz Leaves You Sad And Lonely.
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Lisa: Wow, you've had some career, although the moral seems to be that a
lifetime of jazz leaves you sad and lonely.
BG: Well, before you came to visit, I would have agreed with you.
-- Aw, "'Round Springfield"
Related:
BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach", but then I spent all my money on my $
1,500 a day habit. [flashback] I'd like another Fabrege egg, please?...
Lisa: I don't want you to go. BG: Sorry, but I have to.
Goodbye. Lisa: [sobbing] Goodbye... [BG disappears, then reappears] BG...
BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....
Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy, please.
DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album....
Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums. BG
[appearing in the cloud] You've made an old jazzman happy, Lisa....
BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
[flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...
Lisa: I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people.
Especially my dad. Thank you guys. Paul: Lisa, before you go....