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• Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
  Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?...
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Bart: You are never going to guess what I saw at Martin's party after you guys left.
  You know that playhouse? Well, I... Skinner: [overhearing] Good gravy!...
• behind the closed kitchen door] Jimbo: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.
  [click] Oh, great, now I gotta work in the dark....
• Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -- Edna
  Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q & A!...
• Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
  Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
  Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste....