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• Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
  Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?
  } Bart: {You knowdely-know it, Neddy.} Ned: {Okily dokily....
• Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it now.
  Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool! Home...
• Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir!
  Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave] Ned...
• Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees?
  And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days.
  If I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you a hug....
• Ned: Okey dokey, every dad find a partner. Two dads to a raft.
  [All dads except Homer shake hands and smile at one another] Home...