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• Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
  We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
  I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...
• Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times.
  Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?...
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
  Marge: We've missed you so much. [they gasp at the "Gone Baptizin'" sign on Flanders' door] He's going to baptize _our_ children?...
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
  [he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to be the first to enter God's good graces?...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....