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• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and family.
  That is so like me. Homer: Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself....
• Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times.
  Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?...
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
• Lisa: Mom, you fuss over us _way_ too much. Marge: Enjoy it now, because when you're a grownup you'll have to take care of yourself!
  Homer: [whining] Marge, there's a spider near my car keys....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
  [talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...
• Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
  I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...