Bart: Hymns, Here! I Got Hymns, Here. Get 'em While They're Holy.

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Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh.
Lovejoy: And now, please rise for our opening hymn, uh..."In the Garden
of Eden," by I. Ron Butterfly.
[Mrs. Feesh starts playing]
Everyone: In the garden of Eden, honey,
Don't you know that I lo-ove yo-ou?
In the garden of Eden, baby,
Don't you know that I'll always be tru-ue?
[Bart chuckles]
Homer: [quietly] Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this
hymn?
[they both chuckle]
-- Nothing like sinning to a hymn, "Bart Sells His Soul"

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