Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it.
[quietly] Now don't screw it up.
Bart: Look, Dad: I missed you so much that I couldn't concentrate in
school and I got an F.
Homer: Hey, this is dated two weeks ago.
Bart: Oh, sorry. Here's a fresh one.
Marge: And I have a special present for you, but I'll give it to you
later tonight.
Homer: Special present? I don't want to wait! I want it now. I want
the children to see. Ooh -- oh, right. Later. Heh heh heh --
Moe: [appears at kitchen window] So, Marge, are you _really_ happy?
_Really_?
Homer: Hey Moe.
Moe: Aah! [ducks]
-- Easy to terrify, "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
