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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
  This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
• Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
  Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful] Uh oh!...
• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
  Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
  Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?...
• Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
  [Homer and Bart gasp] Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"?...
• Hibbert: Bart, I found the culprit: a jagged metal cereal O.
  Bart: Wicked! [pulls up his gown] I got this cool scar, _and_ I get to miss a week of school!...
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...