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• Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty-boy.
  [aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain....
• Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
  .. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....
• Hibbert: Don't worry, son: you'll be fine. This boy's appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which _will_ make it easier to find once I get in there.
  [chuckles] Homer: [watching from above] Man, these are primo seats....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you. Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy.
  For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Hibbert: Bart, I found the culprit: a jagged metal cereal O.
  Bart: Wicked! [pulls up his gown] I got this cool scar, _and_ I get to miss a week of school!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
  Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...