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• Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in.
  Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin. Ba...
• Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
  Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
• Homer: Come on, eat the can! Come on! Marge: You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there.
  -- Homer tests the appetite of a goat, "Lisa the Vegetaria...
• A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
  .. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...
• Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
  Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....
• Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
  [Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water....
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa the Vegetaria...
• Ooh, pretty creepy. Still, I'd rather have him chasing me than the Wolf Man.
  -- Homer admires the mummy at the museum, "Lisa's Substitute...