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Worm: Leeesaaaa, Whaaat Did I Ever Do To Yoooooou? Lisa
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Worm: Leeesaaaa, Whaaat did I ever do to yoooooou?
Lisa: Why does it talk like a lamb?
-- Lamb, worm...they kind of rhyme,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
Related:
Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
Homer: This barbeque will be hard, thankless work. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge.
Marge: Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting....
Lisa: Why isn't Dad ever interested in anything I do?
Marge: Well, um, do you ever take an interest in anything &l...
Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa the Vegetaria...
Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
Mary had a little lamb, talk about Kinky!
Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
Marge: [sighs dreamily] Lisa: Mom? Marge: What? What?
Lisa: Why am I still rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead?...
No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference. LAMB