Marge: [sighs dreamily]
Lisa: Mom?
Marge: What? What?
Lisa: Why am I still rotting away in the second grade instead of being
skipped ahead?
Marge: I dunno honey, I guess that's the school's decision to make.
Lisa: Well, did you ever talk to anyone at the school? Make a few
calls on my behalf? Maybe you could have been "nicer" to
Principal Skinner, if ya know what I mean.
Marge: Lisa! ...I _am_ nice.
-- Marge avoids the question, "Lisa's Rival"
