Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat
in it?
Doris: Possibly the meat loaf.
Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian
alternative.
Doris: [Picks up a hot dog in a bun, shakes the weiner out, and slaps
the bun down on Lisa's tray.] Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness.
Lisa: [Drolly.] Do you remember when you lost your passion for this
work?
-- Some time before the Alamo, methinks,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
