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• Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
• Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
  [spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a donut over his head] There it is!...
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Flanders: All right, Simpson. You get your soul back.
  [threateningly] But let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head!...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....