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• Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
• Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
  [spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a donut over his head] There it is!...
• Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• Lisa: [jubilant] It worked! They're all dead. Ba
  Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there. [everyone turns and gasps] [Lard Lad tempts Homer with the giant donut] Home...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
  I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...