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• Bart: Help, Lisa! Help! Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart, you're in trouble!
  Wake up! Bart: Wait a minute...if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!...
• Leader: Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa. Lisa
  Your world is incredible. _And_ you speak English....
• Abe: [wearing a diving suit] I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows.
  Frink: No, pops, it's too risky! For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large -- Home...
• Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
  Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today! Marge
  Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there, and that he could come back at any time in any form and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!
  [a bus pulls up; Willy gets off] Willy: Boo!...
• Announcer: There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim.
  Its name: medium-term convertible debentures....
• Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
  I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...