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• Announcer: There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim.
  Its name: medium-term convertible debentures....
• Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dream
  me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty, dressed in a football uniform, runs up as a crowd cheers] Krusty...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Bart! Don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could [weakly] die!
  Abe: Ehh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep] -- Touche, "Treehouse of Horror VI...
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
• Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
  SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
• Jessica: Hi. Bart: Uh, we should get to class. Jessica
  What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble for being late....
• Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
  Groundskeeper Willy! Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God!...
• Lisa: I still don't understand why you get to stay home and watch mom work.
  Bart: Because I've always been an advocate of women in the workplace, Lis....