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• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
  .. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
• Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
  .. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
• Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
  Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
• Kent: Um, my director is telling me not to talk to you any more.
  Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
  Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...