Homer: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to
see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a
garbage bag full of popcorn.
Homer: This may surprise you, but you can't buy me off with food. I'm
sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes! The overweight
individuals in this country are just as smart and talented and
hard working as everybody else. And they're going to make
their voices heard! All they need is a leader.
[doffs his cape and struts off]
Hmph...I'll work harder than ever before and show the world
that overweight people are not undisciplined, lazy and
irresponsible.
[gets home, sees bird on its side]
What happened to my bird?
[Screen is flashing "Situation critical, explosion imminent".]
[moans] Oh! Marge? Lisa? Flanders?
-- He'll find a scapegoat somewhere, "King-Size Homer"
