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  Burns: That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie....
• Man: Look, Mr. Burns: we want to see some changes. For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies, and hire at least one woman.
  Burns: All right...I'll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies....
• Yep...another day, another box of stolen pens.
  -- Homer leaves work for the day, "The Last Temptation of Home...
• Homer talks to Mindy on a monitor] Burns: Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers.
  That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention....
• Bart: What is this place? Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
  Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments without fear of reprisal....
• We've been doing a lot of upper body work on Bart. Today, let's pound his kidneys.
  -- Nelson's bullying acumen, "The Last Temptation of Home...
• Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.
  Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?...
• Brockman: ... means death for us all. And now, "Kent's People!
  Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty- five-year-old Springfieldite who has earned everything the hard way, but never let adversity get him down....
• Nothing is hard work if you have the ability to get others to do it for you.