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• Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Nerd 1
  Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science....
• Nerd 2: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson? Home
  Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out....
• Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
  Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile!...
• Bart: [sharpening knives] Dad, start diggin' some nerd holes!
  Lisa: [plaintively] It's bad enough that they put their retainers in the dishwashe...
• Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
  Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd 3...
• Bart: This is for the ages. [flash to futuristic city with people crowded around] [the word "Bart" is etched in the concrete] Woma
  Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery....
• In the process of getting our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds.
  Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred....
• Marge: [hearing modem noises] Ooh, what's wrong with this phone?
  it's making crazy noises. Nerd 2: [contemptuously] Those "crazy noises" are computer signals....
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. --Martin H. Fische