Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.
Bart: Christmas is a time when people of _all_ religions come together
to worship Jesus Christ.
[on TV, a commercial for a really violent video game plays]
[a Liu Kang-like character fights against a tank, and dies]
Kids: [yawn] Bor-ing!
[the house starts to shake; a hip "Santa" crashes through the
wall]
[the reindeer growl and rear at the kids]
Kids: Heelp!
Santa: You want excitement?! Shove _this_ up your stocking!
[uses a bazooka to shoot a cartridge into the video game
console]
Bart: [happily] Whoa!
[on TV, the kids play a ridiculously violent fighting video
game]
Lisa: [nonplussed] Hmm, that looks entertaining.
Bart: [drooling] Oh, yeah.
Santa: So tell your folks, "Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!"
-- The power of advertising, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that
movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the
pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and
bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
