Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do?
Bart: Grampa, do you want to go to the right?
Grampa: Yes?
Bart: Move the joystick to the left.
Grampa: Yes, move the... What's a joystick! You didn't tell me...
Bart: Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, here
comes a Xylon Cruiser! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Grampa: A Xylon Cruiser!?
Bart: Go into hyperspace! Ready?
Hit it!
Grampa: Wha? WHERE'S THE HYPERSPACE!
Bart: Grampa, you're the spaceship, not the...
Grampa: I'm the what!? I thought I was
<this> guy. [the ship explodes] Ohhhhh!
Bart: Game's over, Grampa.
Grampa: I got down on the floor for this!?
-- Playing video games, "Lisa's Pony"
