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• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Bart: [muttering] Stupid family. Nelson: Hey, Simpson, look what I swiped from Try-N-Save
  it's a replacement tire for a wheelbarrow....
• Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
  Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_ of two evils....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. Nelso
  [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt....
• Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
  Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....
• Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart] Oh, look
  [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. [Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start to play "Keepaway!...
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
  [camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...