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• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
  Quimby: We have only twenty minutes left. Send in the esteemed representatives of television....
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Barlow: All right, my friends, let's go to the phones.
  First up is Bob from South Springfield. Welcome to you, sir....
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
  And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• Bob: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!
  [everyone gasps] There. Bart: We want the truth!...