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• Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
  [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
• Hapablap: What in the world according to Garp -- ? Those are my dress towels.
  [tries the locked door] Who's in my private washroom?...
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding into my skull!
  [the central part of the speaker shoots through her hair] Hapablap...
• Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
  Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
• Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
  Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...
• Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
  Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile!...
• Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
  [hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm....