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Krusty: What Is The Freaking Holdup? Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
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Krusty: What is the freaking holdup?
Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
-- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
Homer: Now you Boy! Bart: [scared] Oh. [plane approaches cops standing on their cars] You can't escape Bob.
If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will....
Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
But instead, we've got the next best thing!...
We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion Sickness.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
Krusty: Aaah! Not my extendo-glove! They haven't made those since the war.
Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I going to make fun of the Frogs!...
Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned food drive.
Your generous donations have made this our slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever!...
Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...