Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned
food drive. Your generous donations have made this our
slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever! [laughs]
[in the background, Mel "goes" through the obstacle course]
Our contestants will drop out of my nose, and blurp into a tub
of refried beans. From there, they'll stumble down a sluice of
rich, eggy bearnaise sauce. How can we afford it? It's rancid!
Then, at the finish line, a scrumptious parfait of pudding,
pickle brine and detergent where a writhing pile of kids will
grope blindly for hot dogs.
Mel: Krusty, please! It burns!
-- Krusty, humanitarian, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
