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• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• George: Hey, turkeys! Behind you. [Bart and Homer turn around] Home
  For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!...
• Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson? Ba
  I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation....
• Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team.
  [catches Roger Clemens] Clemens, did I make the team?...
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• George: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head and -- Gorbachev!
  Heh, what are you doing here? Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Homer: Hey! You owe me an apology. George: You owe _me_ an apology.
  If you were any kind of a father, you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago....