Moe: Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you
struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what?
For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unless you're on
a _team_. Well, I'm better than dirt -- well, most kinds of
dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's
loaded with nutrients. I -- I can't compete with that stuff.
Apu: That I cannot bowl wreaks havoc with my self-esteem as well, but
who am I to complain?
Homer: Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a
league bowler!
-- The grand aspiration, "Team Homer"
