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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
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  Burns: Well... Daah! There's something on my leg....
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  It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...