Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name
electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.
Homer: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look,
there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
Salesman: [walking up] Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. Those
are all superior machines. But if you like to watch your TV,
and I mean _really_ watch it, you want the Carnivale'.
[shows Homer and Bart a TV very similar to their old one]
It features two-pronged wall plug, pre-molded hand grip well,
durable outer casing to prevent fallapart...
Homer: Sold. You wrap it up, I'll start bringing in the pennies.
-- Seems like that TV and me have been together forever,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
