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• My Grandpa Zev would turn over in his grave if it wasn't filled with some veteran.
  -- Krusty when his mansion is foreclosed, "Bart the Fink...
• Krusty: Oh, my beloved pornography! I can't watch this anymore.
  I'm going to bed. Auctioneer: How much for Krusty's bed?...
• Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
  Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
• Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
  Until then, please, keep this to yourselves....
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot.
  But at least I got my memories. Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion....
• Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you.
  But I don't remember you being so beau[burp]tiful....
• Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
  Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....