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• My Grandpa Zev would turn over in his grave if it wasn't filled with some veteran.
  -- Krusty when his mansion is foreclosed, "Bart the Fink...
• Krusty: Oh, my beloved pornography! I can't watch this anymore.
  I'm going to bed. Auctioneer: How much for Krusty's bed?...
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• Patty: Hey, Selma. That plane would go great with your suitcase.
  Selma: Nah. I just bought it to soak my feet in. [which she is doing right now] Ohh, ohhh....
• Bart: I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you, Krusty, but you know, my mom says God never closes a door without opening a window.
  Krusty: No offense, kid, but your mom's a dingbat!...
• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
• I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
• Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
  You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...