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• In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
  -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
• Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children don't accept you?
  Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
• Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.
  Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty....
• Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
  Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
• Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at the friar's club at 7
  00 and again at 10. You must be over 18 for the 10...
• Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses it.
  [puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central....