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• Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
  Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
• Marge: Well, it's time to say goodnight. Home
  I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
• Krusty sails out of view] Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better than regular people?
  Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still more respected than all the educators in the country put together!...
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....