Skinner: Now, as you all know, Springfield's 200th birthday is only a
week away. Every class will do its part to make our local
bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial.
Of course, you children are too young to remember that, with
the possible exception of Kearney.
Kearney: [shaving] Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits
after Watergate.
-- Quit bugging me about that stupid pirate,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
