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  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
  Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? Smithe
  Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize caring for Mr....
• Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Burns: Here, tell me how my stocks did yesterday. Home
  Uh... they all won. Burns: What about my options? Home...