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• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
  can you - give me some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other - completed, but that's it....
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...
• The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.
  -- Milt Barbe...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• You could have a cheap car radio fitted while you waited, and if you turned your back for a couple of minutes, it would be removed while you waited as well.
  -- About King's Cross Statio...
• Hank: Your job will be to manage and motivate them.
  Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience....
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....